Cadenisms

From the mouth of Caden- This week


As we are getting ready to go to bed:

Caden: “Do you think I should give away some of my baby toys?”

Me: “Yes but, not your Thomas trains I want to save those”

Caden “Mommy I think it would be weir d if I wasn’t the only one anymore”

Me: “what do you mean?”

Caden “I mean if I had a brother and a sister”

Me: “a brother AND a sister?”

Caden: “Yah I think the only time I wouldn’t like it is if I they wanted to take my Thomas trains in the bath or chew on their faces”

Me: “ I don’t think you could have both a brother and a sister, when would I ever take a shower?”

Caden: “well when you take a shower Daddy and I would have to watch the little Hoolams”

Me: “hoolams?”

Me: “Oh Hoodlums”

Caden: “yah Hoolams, I would be like dance you little hoolams”

Me:” Caden your brother and sister would not be hoodlums”

Caden: “Laughing”



Last night when he crawled into bed with us so he could watch “Judge Judith Sheelan”

Caden: “ Is this a civil case or criminal case?”

Me: “A civil case, Judge Judy does not do civil cases”

Caden: “Oh”

Me: “why do you ask”

Caden “Because that guy looks like I saw him on Cops”

Caden “Why are they fighting over the rent, did they move cause it was Ghetto”

Me : “maybe”

Caden: “Well (thinking) what does Ghetto mean again?”

Me: “it means when people leave trash everywhere and don’t take care of their surroundings, and there is criminal activity”

Caden: “oh yah like Walmart..I forgot”

Caden: “You know people shouldn’t litter, its illegal”

Me: “where do you…(being cut off by my son)

Caden: “Quiet mommy, Judge Judith Sheelan is talking now”